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If I had a nickel for every time I lost to the eventual GHL champion in the first round of the playoffs by a couple of goals, I'd...well, I'd have probably 10 cents, but it feels more like I'd be rich.  


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My starter goalie has been pulled three times in the first period in his past 5 starts. 10,62 GAA and 72,56 SV% in that span.

When is our next game!?!?!?

Unfortunately that is still 14 days away.

Funnily enough, the game ended up being a 1-0 shutout win for my goalie.


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Yeah, I thought I would try to push you around the ice a bit more than usual, but the refs were having none of that!  They even called my top defenseman for breathing on your players and gave him 5 mins!  But at least keeping you to 0/9 on PP is a moral victory, haha.  


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Whohoo!  We scored more than 3 goals for the first time in 24 games!  We aren't 15th in goal scoring for nothing!?!?  

 

Unfortunately, my #1 goalie let in 4 in the first 35 mins against the lowest scoring team in the league (and in 16th place!).  

 

Then my team does something amazing, scoring 3 in the 3rd to force it into OT!  

 

We lose 5-4.  Did I mention this is the last place team.  Small violin.  


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Yesterday seemed like a flukey day with a ton of upsets.  Which also explains how my team lost 2-1, with the GWG being a shorthanded goal. 

 

Judging by my record 20-2-3-16, there have been 19 fluke days so far this season ;)


*BISCUIT - SEASON 16 - TARNISHED SILVER BISCUIT PLATE CHAMPION*

 

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Yesterday seemed like a flukey day with a ton of upsets.  Which also explains how my team lost 2-1, with the GWG being a shorthanded goal. 

 

Judging by my record 20-2-3-16, there have been 19 fluke days so far this season ;)

 

Also why the Assassins beat me yesterday too.  Only way to explain how that washed up coach canucks and his team of hooligans beat me :)


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Can somebody translate this for me, first time I have ever seen it in the game report:

The offense had a fantastic flow thanks to great thoroughness in previous situations


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Assistant's Remarks on my Goalie Neskarov....

 

POSITIVE REMARKS

 

- Looked focused and determined on the ice

- Solid checking and almost never had to play dirty to keep up with the opponent

- Wasn't too much affected by fatigue during the game

- Played the game with confidence

- Looked solid and handled pressure well

- Showed no signs of underestimating the opponent

 

...he's the backup...never touched the ice but I'm sure happy he looked focused and didn't play dirty...but who the heck did he check?!


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Had a great game...20 shots against, my team only in defence 25% of the game.

Lose 6-1 starting goalie 5 shots against 1!!!!! save

 

 

And that against a team filled with senior citizens.


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Had a great game...20 shots against, my team only in defence 25% of the game.

Lose 6-1 starting goalie 5 shots against 1!!!!! save

 

 

And that against a team filled with senior citizens.

 

Hey now be nice or those seniors will bop you on your head with their cane sonny!


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Had a great game...20 shots against, my team only in defence 25% of the game.

Lose 6-1 starting goalie 5 shots against 1!!!!! save

And that against a team filled with senior citizens.

Yeah, that was a bogus game - stats were almost 100% to your advantage. Can't wait until his whole team retires in the offseason.


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Having laakso in his affiliated is just painfull for the goalie. Not a way to end a carreer.


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