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#35556 Season 29 General Chat

Posted by EXXEO on June 16, 2018 - 05:04 PM

Ahh, I see. Just to make sureā€¦ It says the youth draft is the next in line for simulation but it also shows that the guys I've drafted previously are still on my team. Is it just showing a schedule?

#35401 How's Communication in Your World?

Posted by EXXEO on June 11, 2018 - 11:20 AM

Tobias, I'm loving where all of that is heading. Pumped!

#35297 The Humor Therapy Thread

Posted by EXXEO on June 07, 2018 - 08:37 AM

Well, I got my guy! I offered Dechaine a contract today and this GM laughed out loud at his response.

"...and Mr. Dechaine, here's your entry level contract. We'll need you to sign here, here....and here."

"...I can actually see myself leading your team to glory. But no hasty decisions, I'll sleep on it and get back to you."

My man is a 48 overall in the SHL - wow, this guy has some ego!

#35276 S14 General Chat

Posted by EXXEO on June 06, 2018 - 02:12 PM

What a final match! Congratulations Kim on another GHL championship!

#35253 The Humor Therapy Thread

Posted by EXXEO on June 05, 2018 - 08:15 PM

Oh, and by the way; Deschaine is 5"6', Lazy, Arrogant, and Nervous. What a guy!

#35252 The Humor Therapy Thread

Posted by EXXEO on June 05, 2018 - 08:02 PM

I expect this player to go abnormally high in the coming Biscuit draft, either due to vote rigging or not....  ;-)  
Valery Putin, Center from RUJHL, surprised that he is "Arrogant".

It would be comical if he somehow went #1 in the draft.

I'm going for a big time project this draft - yup going for the 273 ranked prospect, Deschaine. Going to put him on my top affiliate and train th snot out of him. He'll either die or become something great...maybe ;)

#35095 Old Guys

Posted by EXXEO on May 31, 2018 - 07:15 PM

I have a player who is a first ballot hall of famer "Izack Waltzing". Currently is 44 yrs old. Is a dman. Been playing in GHL Lumber since he was drafted 3rd ovr as a 18 yr old. Played whole GHL career with Valleyview Brown Bears. 
6 Golden Cups
998 points in 1489 reg season games, plus 407
103 pts in 144 playoff games, plus 34

This is incredible! The fact that he stayed wit one team his entire career is amazing in and of itself...but 44!? Wow!

#34912 S14 Magic Numbers

Posted by EXXEO on May 25, 2018 - 01:43 AM

...and over in th other part of the SHL (the one we don't mention...hisss!!!)

'"Tonight's matchup showcases two deadbeat teams trying to pump up their home crowds by winning a meaningless game. In fact, as the 14th place Fair play Angels host the 9th place Blakely Black Flag; both GMs have jointly made a pact to sell all beers for $.50 and give away free nachos!"

"Ted Mundy, you're absolutely right! These teams are going to be a complete bore to watch. Fair Play is stuck in 14th place and facing relegation playoffs while Blakely has just put up their best season in the SHL...and at 9th, that's not saying much!"

"Haha, that's our guest, Junior announcer from the overseas Clapper league, Ant Pickle. Not only is he a great on the ice but his name just screams, 'I'm a big tool'! They are really trying to pull out all the stops tonight. We even get to see a special performance by Destiny's Mild, the Destiny's Child cover band made up of 50+ year old men singing tunes in a Mariachi style - I'm so pumped! How about you, little Dill?"

"...ohp, looks like small Gerkin is locked into an intense Fortnite battle at the moment - you go get em'!"

#34910 The Humor Therapy Thread

Posted by EXXEO on May 25, 2018 - 01:24 AM

This trade looks mostly fine to me, I don't see a lot of issues without knowing more about where the teams are in standings, draft pool, etc.  
Also, please stop hijacking what is supposed to be a funny thread into cheating discussions.  There are other threads for that or create your own, thanks!

I was about to ask what happened to the fun, light-hearted convo...let's talk more about how our team sucks and how our assistants are always high!

#34899 My Goalie's a Piece!

Posted by EXXEO on May 24, 2018 - 07:30 PM

I'm resurrecting this old thread because I have goalie woes once more.

My 19 year old goalie, Vestergaard, has been playing like a champ the first half of the Clapper season. Out of nowhere he took a nosedive. I keep my goalies fresh and at the most play them only two games back-to-back...unless otherwise needed. I've posted his last eight games (with no skipping) to show you his descent. Nothing has changed...except his performance. The rest of the guys are actually still playing quite well. I've put the most recent games first.

- 4 4.00 25 21 .840 0 60 57
- 4 4.00 39 35 .897 0 60 71
- 4 7.06 18 14 .778 0 34 58
- 4 10.44 15 11 .733 0 23 52
- 2 1.85 27 25 .926 0 65 83
- 2 1.85 28 26 .929 0 65 81
- 0 0.00 21 21 1.00. 1 60 93
- 1 1.00 34 33 .971 0 60 87

#34853 S14 General Chat

Posted by EXXEO on May 23, 2018 - 03:00 PM

After starting 0-7 against the Thundering Herd (last season + this season) the Leopards have finally taken down the Herd to improve to 1-7 !!!
Good luck in GHL, Bear.  I, for one, am happy I don't have to face you again next season :)

That makes two of us ;)

#34668 Season 28 Trade Block

Posted by EXXEO on May 14, 2018 - 08:54 AM

One of my goalies, Vandergriff, is on the trade block. He's only 28 and at a 94 OVR. Looking for prospects or picks.

#34621 The Humor Therapy Thread

Posted by EXXEO on May 09, 2018 - 07:05 PM

The number 9 rated prospect this season in Clapper has maybe the #1 rated name, Ant Pickle!

#34211 The Humor Therapy Thread

Posted by EXXEO on April 13, 2018 - 08:35 PM

- Emrick Joint won faceoff against Izak Jones in neutral zone
- PENALTY: Penalty to Izak Jones 2 minutes for Tripping
- INJURY: Emrick Joint injured! Player will miss 3 games due to a upperbody injury

...sore loser!

#33950 Fighters Wanted

Posted by EXXEO on April 03, 2018 - 04:11 PM

One of my best fighters is 5'8" but is physical, spirited and high endurance and respectful :P

So he's the guy that will knock your teeth out but will then find them and put them in a cup of ice for your dentist later?