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#161

Posted July 06, 2018 - 08:44 PM

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Logged-in to Howitzer today, like every day, only to find 10 pages worth of messages.  10! ! ! ! 

In large part due to it being the time when the Euro-leagues do their recruitment.  

Can't get the print-screen to stick, but this one guy has 35 offers on the table.  That's the most we've seen. 

Anyways: that's a boatload of offers!



#162

Posted July 12, 2018 - 01:56 PM

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Exciting news!  In Dangles the #150 prospect Forward   GORDON GEKKO!!!    Greed is GOOD!



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Posted July 14, 2018 - 09:24 AM

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https://prnt.sc/k6em55 Can anyone explain how he got hurt during the stoppage?



#164

Posted July 15, 2018 - 11:50 PM

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https://prnt.sc/k6em55 Can anyone explain how he got hurt during the stoppage?

 

Frustration.  Olson probably hit himself over the head a little too hard for allowing the other team to score a PPG.


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#165

Posted July 16, 2018 - 04:09 PM

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Today I won 2-1 in OT.

The game tying goal was scored by a Nervous player and assisted by two Anxious players.

The OT winner was scored by an Anxious player and assisted by another Anxious player.

My goalie stood on his head to stop 27 of 28.  He's Nervous.



#166

Posted July 16, 2018 - 07:32 PM

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Today I won 2-1 in OT.
The game tying goal was scored by a Nervous player and assisted by two Anxious players.
The OT winner was scored by an Anxious player and assisted by another Anxious player.
My goalie stood on his head to stop 27 of 28. He's Nervous.

Post match chatter from the Leapord's locker room:

"Did you see that?! I can't believe I did that!"

"I know I passed it to that guy and couldn't belieb (he's a Bieber fan) he got it!"

"Yeah; and I scored that OT goal, I couldn't believe it! I closed my eyes and prayed - and peed my pants for a celebration!"

"I got you all beat - I got so nervous I actually forgot to move and they just shot it at me like every time! I think I'll try that next game too!"

#167

Posted August 09, 2018 - 12:24 PM

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Last season, my 3rd D pairing consisted of Titus Sellers and Yan Sakovich.  There must have been some animosity in the locker room that I was unaware of because in today's game between the Victors and Plastic Attack they dropped the gloves.

 

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Posted August 09, 2018 - 01:49 PM

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I heard Sakovich stole Seller's girl!




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