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#161

Posted July 06, 2018 - 08:44 PM

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Logged-in to Howitzer today, like every day, only to find 10 pages worth of messages.  10! ! ! ! 

In large part due to it being the time when the Euro-leagues do their recruitment.  

Can't get the print-screen to stick, but this one guy has 35 offers on the table.  That's the most we've seen. 

Anyways: that's a boatload of offers!



#162

Posted July 12, 2018 - 01:56 PM

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Exciting news!  In Dangles the #150 prospect Forward   GORDON GEKKO!!!    Greed is GOOD!



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Posted July 14, 2018 - 09:24 AM

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https://prnt.sc/k6em55 Can anyone explain how he got hurt during the stoppage?



#164

Posted July 15, 2018 - 11:50 PM

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https://prnt.sc/k6em55 Can anyone explain how he got hurt during the stoppage?

 

Frustration.  Olson probably hit himself over the head a little too hard for allowing the other team to score a PPG.


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#165

Posted July 16, 2018 - 04:09 PM

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Today I won 2-1 in OT.

The game tying goal was scored by a Nervous player and assisted by two Anxious players.

The OT winner was scored by an Anxious player and assisted by another Anxious player.

My goalie stood on his head to stop 27 of 28.  He's Nervous.


*SEASON 16 TARNISHED SILVER BISCUIT PLATE CHAMPION*

 


#166

Posted July 16, 2018 - 07:32 PM

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Today I won 2-1 in OT.
The game tying goal was scored by a Nervous player and assisted by two Anxious players.
The OT winner was scored by an Anxious player and assisted by another Anxious player.
My goalie stood on his head to stop 27 of 28. He's Nervous.

Post match chatter from the Leapord's locker room:

"Did you see that?! I can't believe I did that!"

"I know I passed it to that guy and couldn't belieb (he's a Bieber fan) he got it!"

"Yeah; and I scored that OT goal, I couldn't believe it! I closed my eyes and prayed - and peed my pants for a celebration!"

"I got you all beat - I got so nervous I actually forgot to move and they just shot it at me like every time! I think I'll try that next game too!"

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Posted August 09, 2018 - 12:24 PM

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Last season, my 3rd D pairing consisted of Titus Sellers and Yan Sakovich.  There must have been some animosity in the locker room that I was unaware of because in today's game between the Victors and Plastic Attack they dropped the gloves.

 

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*SEASON 16 TARNISHED SILVER BISCUIT PLATE CHAMPION*

 


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Posted August 09, 2018 - 01:49 PM

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I heard Sakovich stole Seller's girl!

#169

Posted September 05, 2018 - 04:49 PM

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Penalty Summary in today's SHL game between the Plastic Attack and Rising Stars.  The Stars could not help themselves, specifically with slashing, and especially Joesph Egerton.  Mccleary not much better.

 

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#170

Posted September 06, 2018 - 02:00 PM

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Started out the new season 2-0 and then lost in a SO, not too shabby!  Lose the next 5 and who knows how many more?!?!  

 

Also, my PP is 1/17 to start the season!  



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Posted September 13, 2018 - 12:41 PM

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My team found a way to get around their horrible PP numbers; stop drawing penalties!  No PP attempts in the last 3 games!  HA!  That'll teach my opponents!



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Posted September 13, 2018 - 12:48 PM

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Meanwhile, Jarvenpaa (http://www.gameplanh...goalie?gpid=562) is named 1st Star of the Week and well deserved!  In his celebratory exuberance, he shows up to the next game severely hung over (some say still drunk!) and gives up 4 goals on 10 shots during the 1st period before being pulled! 



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Posted September 22, 2018 - 07:31 AM

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Meanwhile, Jarvenpaa (http://www.gameplanh...goalie?gpid=562) is named 1st Star of the Week and well deserved!  In his celebratory exuberance, he shows up to the next game severely hung over (some say still drunk!) and gives up 4 goals on 10 shots during the 1st period before being pulled!

Sounds like what happens to all my guys who get named a star - immediately followed by a terribly bad streak.




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