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#81

Posted February 21, 2018 - 03:23 AM

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Whohoo!  We scored more than 3 goals for the first time in 24 games!  We aren't 15th in goal scoring for nothing!?!?  

 

Unfortunately, my #1 goalie let in 4 in the first 35 mins against the lowest scoring team in the league (and in 16th place!).  

 

Then my team does something amazing, scoring 3 in the 3rd to force it into OT!  

 

We lose 5-4.  Did I mention this is the last place team.  Small violin.  



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Posted February 21, 2018 - 09:59 AM

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Yesterday seemed like a flukey day with a ton of upsets.  Which also explains how my team lost 2-1, with the GWG being a shorthanded goal. 

 

Judging by my record 20-2-3-16, there have been 19 fluke days so far this season ;)



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Posted February 21, 2018 - 04:28 PM

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Yesterday seemed like a flukey day with a ton of upsets.  Which also explains how my team lost 2-1, with the GWG being a shorthanded goal. 

 

Judging by my record 20-2-3-16, there have been 19 fluke days so far this season ;)

 

Also why the Assassins beat me yesterday too.  Only way to explain how that washed up coach canucks and his team of hooligans beat me :)



#84

Posted February 24, 2018 - 09:39 PM

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Can somebody translate this for me, first time I have ever seen it in the game report:
The offense had a fantastic flow thanks to great thoroughness in previous situations

#85

Posted February 25, 2018 - 01:53 PM

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Your offense practiced?



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Posted February 25, 2018 - 09:39 PM

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Yeah, I've never seen that either!

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Posted February 27, 2018 - 01:50 PM

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Oops!

 

 

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Posted February 27, 2018 - 04:09 PM

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Oops!

 

Now I want to see how well a team to do with 3 forwards, 2 defence and 2 goalies.



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Posted February 28, 2018 - 03:19 AM

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Has anyone tried to dress a non-Goalie in the Goalie position?



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Posted February 28, 2018 - 06:18 AM

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Has anyone tried to dress a non-Goalie in the Goalie position?

Yup, you can't. "Invalid spot" or smthng



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Posted February 28, 2018 - 09:25 PM

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Assistant's Remarks on my Goalie Neskarov....

POSITIVE REMARKS

- Looked focused and determined on the ice
- Solid checking and almost never had to play dirty to keep up with the opponent
- Wasn't too much affected by fatigue during the game
- Played the game with confidence
- Looked solid and handled pressure well
- Showed no signs of underestimating the opponent

...he's the backup...never touched the ice but I'm sure happy he looked focused and didn't play dirty...but who the heck did he check?!

#92

Posted March 01, 2018 - 12:37 AM

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Some girl in the crowd?

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Posted March 01, 2018 - 04:58 AM

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He checked the players going close to the bench. Helping as he can! :)



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Posted March 06, 2018 - 01:20 PM

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My starting goalie. Curious who he was checking. Players coming into the crease?

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Posted March 06, 2018 - 08:39 PM

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Had a great game...20 shots against, my team only in defence 25% of the game.
Lose 6-1 starting goalie 5 shots against 1!!!!! save


And that against a team filled with senior citizens.

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Posted March 07, 2018 - 03:59 AM

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Old man strength!



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Posted March 07, 2018 - 04:08 PM

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Had a great game...20 shots against, my team only in defence 25% of the game.
Lose 6-1 starting goalie 5 shots against 1!!!!! save


And that against a team filled with senior citizens.

 

Hey now be nice or those seniors will bop you on your head with their cane sonny!



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Posted March 07, 2018 - 08:14 PM

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Had a great game...20 shots against, my team only in defence 25% of the game.
Lose 6-1 starting goalie 5 shots against 1!!!!! save
And that against a team filled with senior citizens.


Yeah, that was a bogus game - stats were almost 100% to your advantage. Can't wait until his whole team retires in the offseason.

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Posted March 07, 2018 - 11:56 PM

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Having laakso in his affiliated is just painfull for the goalie. Not a way to end a carreer.

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Posted March 09, 2018 - 12:55 PM

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Oliver Koch popped today.  The assistant coach reported Koch has really improved....Oliver Koch was WAIVED two weeks ago,,,,,get him while he's hot!!






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