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#21

Posted December 07, 2017 - 08:25 PM

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I don't know if this should be here but this would fit in an ocd forum for sure.

 

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#OnlyPlayerWithThisCurseInAllWorlds



#22

Posted December 14, 2017 - 09:42 AM

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I don't know if this should be here but this would fit in an ocd forum for sure.

 

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#OnlyPlayerWithThisCurseInAllWorlds

 

This thread is meant for anything that makes you laugh... good or bad.  I suppose having a comma in your last name fits the agenda!



#23

Posted December 20, 2017 - 02:37 PM

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This game wasn't as bad as the one I posted in the S12 thread, but it's crazy that we lost this game.  Both of my goalies took the day off.  But I can definitely laugh about it because the point secured promotion from BHL to SHL.

 

 

 

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Posted December 20, 2017 - 04:37 PM

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Congrats Paul!

#25

Posted December 22, 2017 - 12:47 AM

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Ha, did you play with a Goalie in the 2nd?  ;-)



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Posted December 22, 2017 - 09:52 AM

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Ha, did you play with a Goalie in the 2nd?  ;-)

 

He was out there... turns out he didn't have his pads on and didn't realize it until he took a biscuit off the kneecap.  



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Posted December 22, 2017 - 11:53 PM

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The hidden danger behind taking a faceoff...one wouldn't think that there would be one, right? Well my 1st line Center would tell you otherwise. Thirty seconds into todays clash with the Wizard's Steers, Docker goes to take a faceoff in the Defensive zone...moments later he is drooling face first on the ice. Instantaneously the team physician yells to the coach, "Yeah, that dude's toast - he's out for at least 23 games with a molly-whop concussion!" There are some conspiracy theories floating out there that the Steers rigged up a man posted in the jumbotron with a bean bag shotgun. The guy must have been a pro to nail Docker right in the back of the head. Video evidence is coming up inconclusive.

The injury is a huge blow to the team who seemed to just be finding their footing in the GHL. Now it seems we may be fighting to stay alive once more.

Docker's post game conversation:

"Docker, what happened out there in that faceoff and how did it feel to have an industrial-size hair dryer blow in your face after your drool froze it to the ice?"

"Well I like kittens and big puppies. You see the dragons eat too much of my celery fields to create any bitcoin profit so I think I may decide to take a taxi to Mongolia for the summer, catch some rays and then puke my brains out while wearing a nice pair of lederhosen!"

"Did the doctor check you out man?"

" Did you hear my answer, @$*#%?! Yes I like pink bunnies wrapped in great grandma's favorite shaw made of uncle Richard's responsibly sourced cat wool! #%*$ you people are stupid!"

#28

Posted December 26, 2017 - 05:42 PM

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dangles   bhl  from the message box:

Stefan Mc-Elligott will be out for 38 (r u kidding me!!!) days with a lowerbody injury.   WAIT FOR IT!!!

I checked the line up. HE'S STILL THERE...I checked the roster not yet showing as injuried.  I know dangles is weird but this is redikalus.   I'll check back tomorrow for the update.  (4 games).    



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Posted January 03, 2018 - 01:11 AM

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Regular season in Howitzer ended and my place is 3rd (again). Last round team in second place lost his game and I had change to pass that team but my team melt against 12th team :D. Luckily my team is promoted by playoffs every second season and it's time to do the magic again.

 

 

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Posted January 03, 2018 - 05:10 AM

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While preparing for the Silly Season in Biscuit, I was reviewing my Short List and came across a player that Elite management and fans still spit after saying his name! 

 

Nearing the end of Season 11 with 15 games to go, management took a wild swing trying to reach the playoffs and traded a 2nd Round Pick, a 3/4th liner, and a prospect for a 34 year old veteran that previously had a productive history on the team.  He plays 9 games in an average role, gets hurt for the remainder of the season, signs a 1-year contract renewal, then promptly retires. 

 

Not only did we give up a 2nd rounder for 9 games, we also missed the playoffs!  



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Posted January 04, 2018 - 08:47 AM

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I just drafted the #90 ranked prospect with my #34 overall pick... so there's that.  Disappointed.  Learning experience.  At some point this will be funny to me.



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Posted January 12, 2018 - 02:28 PM

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I thought these were "positive" remarks??

 

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Posted January 12, 2018 - 02:37 PM

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That's awesome! Maybe they meant the other team! LOL!

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Posted January 13, 2018 - 11:45 PM

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Starting goalie just pulled his bicep getting a drink during the tv timeout. With 4 minutes left in the game, with faceoff in the other end, he goes down for 3 games with "upper body injury".

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Posted January 28, 2018 - 09:59 AM

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This one is just beautiful!

 

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Posted January 28, 2018 - 02:46 PM

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hmmmmm.......game plan update page is everwhere......HELP ME I'M DROWNIINGGG!!!



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Posted January 31, 2018 - 02:33 PM

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This one is great:

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But it is actually correct since it was major, 5min, penalty. And it improved my PP significantly (moved to 1st place in PP in the league), but I'm not that is the right way how to calculate it (how is it in NHL with multiple goals in one major penalty?).



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Posted January 31, 2018 - 03:53 PM

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This one is great:

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But it is actually correct since it was major, 5min, penalty. And it improved my PP significantly (moved to 1st place in PP in the league), but I'm not that is the right way how to calculate it (how is it in NHL with multiple goals in one major penalty?).

 

Ha!  I don't think my team has ever scored 3 PP goals in a game let alone on 1 major.

 

In the NHL when a goal is scored on a major penalty it counts as a new advantage.  So if you score 1 goal it's 1/2... 2 goals is 2/3 and so on.  The team is always credited with 1 more advantage than goals they scored.



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Posted February 01, 2018 - 12:02 AM

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Even better, I'm sure Minuteman is thrilled to see his PK go 3/1 and the effect on his ranking!  haha!



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Posted February 05, 2018 - 02:25 PM

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My starter goalie has been pulled three times in the first period in his past 5 starts. 10,62 GAA and 72,56 SV% in that span.






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